Toilet paper is killing the forests, critters and making the climate monsters worse. That's why I love using unwanted printed office paper, unwanted books, used packing paper, newspapers, phone books and other used paper. It's called NooPoo paper.
Adding water to the NooPoo paper makes for a super clean bottom. With water, NooPoo paper can be as comfortable and cushy as disgusting commercial toilet paper.
I have had numerous roommates that have not used commercial toilet paper while at our house since 2009. Some still use the commercial killer paper though. Poopy scoopy doo doo.
I celebrate knowing that some future kids and critters will be smiling a bit more because of our pooping methodology.
My used NooPoo paper goes into the waste basket, and then the compost or regular trash.
We don't notice any additional odor in the bathroom or from the trashcan. The relatively small amount of poopoo dries fairly quickly on our *ultra eco toilet paper*.
We have a clean and sweet smelling home. But even if there were a slight to modest odor from the wastebasket - and there is NOT - I would accept a little short-term smell to help save those precious living forests that are home for so many critters. Plus the forests help slow down the climate change monsters too.
Compared to our NooPoo paper that we put in the trash or compost, there are so many other way dirtier things that are put in trash cans, such as dog doodoo and diapers and pet waste and even dead animals.
For those concerned about the ink, I suggest using the unprinted side of used printer paper and other unprinted papers that are headed for recycling. I don't worry about the very small amount of ink that I might come in contact with when using printed paper for NooPoo paper.
After all, we all breathe the printer ink from all the paper we are around in our lives. And for those of us that touch our mouth while handling paper, or lick our finger while reading, we are consuming that ink. A little ink on the privates is not a big deal. Losing forests is.
By the way, a bunch of paper products contain paper that comes from illegally logged trees. It can vary from 3% to 90%. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_logging
So which do you think saves more energy?
1] Using my used office, newspaper and advertising paper as toilet paper.
2] Recycling that office paper, newspaper and advertising paper that will then be shipped out of state or country to sorted, washed, cleaned, turned into toilet paper rolls, wrapped in plastic, boxed, wrapped in plastic on a pallet, shipped, transferred, then shipped back to a store where I can buy it and use it as toilet paper.
So join us in saving the forests by using old office paper, junk mail, newspaper, phone books and other used paper when you head to bathroom. And get cleaner and have more fun than commercial tp.
To save the forests, a big yes. To save money, a little yes.
For guests that we forget to coach at our home, it's pretty obvious what is expected and they figure it out in a few seconds. Amazing? I don't think so. I think most peeps know what we should be doing to help our forests. This is one of those ways.
Reusing used paper as “Toe Ee Lot Pay Purr” is just sooo satisfying. I get a fresher butt, and it saves my sweet forests and my critter friends.
Our used poopy paper goes into the trash basket beside the toilet, then it goes into the compost or the regular trash after that. Compared to poopy diapers, dog poo and cat poo going into trash cans, no comparison.
It feels soooo good to be pooing this way.
There are some peeps that travel around the world and make doodoo without the soft US toilet paper on their wild adventures and spiritual quests. I hear them return saying how wonderful and magical and important their trip was. I don't hear them complain about roughing-it a little bit when they had to do number two.
We can have a wonderful and magical life without using that killer tp that destroys the lungs of the planet and the homes of some sweet human and non-human beings. Let's show we love those beautiful places with this simple ecological action when we do number two.
Any songwriters want to help perfect this song and write other NooPoo Paper songs?
For all the life that loves to live and lives to love, Stele Ely
NooPoo Paper /stele c12
NooPoo paper, NooPoo paper
newspaper and phonebooks, yes mame, yes sir
you can when you're are on the can
NooPoo paper is the thing
it's gonna help save the human race
it's gonna help save the world race
we are all gonna be a wolf ourselves one day
if just wait around the body will decay
it will go into the rivers
it will go into the sky
and somewhere you will become, if you lucky oh my my
you'll be a Siberian tiger or a bear you'll see
if you love them and love yourself
NooPoo paper for you and me
NooPoo paper, NooPoo paper, ooo
NooPoo paper, NooPoo paper
you can do the doo dee doo
we all love the animals, so let's all give back
we all love the animals
so stop u sing toilet paper, stop using toilet paper
use NooPoo paper, ooo use planetpaper,
save those animals the tigers, bears and the wolves
toilet paper is crap, NooPoo paper is heaven
that is that
just put a little water on it,
and you will be cleaner than you could ever be
than when you use toilet paper you see
NooPoo paper use it today
can't wait any longer
the Siberian cats and wolves
are saying ok, it's saving our lives
yeah NooPoo paper
TP Resources ::
+ Keep Tigers Out Of Your Toilet / www.care2.com/causes/keep-tigers-out-of-your-toilet.html
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