I love using junk mail, newspapers, phone books and other extra paper for toilet paper. My eco friends and I call it noopoo paper. How we do doo-doo is detailed below the lyrics. For the life, Stele
noopoo paper, noopoo paper
newspaper and phonebooks, yes mame, yes sir
you can when you're are on the can
noopoo paper is the thing
it's gonna help save the human race
it's gonna help save the world race
we are all gonna be a wolf ourselves one day
if just wait around the body will decay
it will go into the rivers
it will go into the sky
and somewhere you will become, if you lucky oh my my
you'll be a Siberian tiger or a bear you'll see
if you love them and love yourself
noopoo paper for you and me
noopoo paper, noopoo paper, ooo
noopoo paper, noopoo paper
you can do the doo dee doo
we all love the animals, so let's all give back
we all love the animals
so stop u sing toilet paper, stop using toilet paper
use noopoo paper, ooo use planetpaper,
save those animals the tigers, bears and the wolves
toilet paper is crap, noopoo paper is heaven
that is that
just put a little water on it,
and you will be cleaner than you could ever be
than when you use toilet paper you see
noopoo paper use it today
can't wait any longer
the Siberian cats and wolves
are saying ok, it's saving our lives
yeah noopoo paper
NooPoo Paper /stele c12
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I love using junk mail, newspapers, phone books and other extra paper for toilet paper. My eco friends and I call it noopoo paper.
Adding water to the noopoo paper makes for super clean bottom. With water, noopoo paper can be as comfortable and cushy as commercial toilet paper.
We have had five roommates and have not used commercial toilet paper in our house since early 2009... scooby doo doo.
We celebrate knowing that some future kids and critters will be smiling a bit more because our pooping methodology.
Our used noopoo paper goes into the waste basket, and then the compost or regular trash.
We don't notice any additional odor in the bathroom or the trashcan. The relatively small amount of poo dries fairly quickly on our ultra eco toilet paper.
We have a clean and sweet smelling home. But even if there were a slight to modest odor - until it was taken to the compost or the trash - I would accept a little smell-wise to give back life-wise.
And compared to our junk mail sourced noopoo paper - way dirtier dog doo and diapers are put into the trash cans.
We don't worry about the very small amount of ink that we come in contact with when using printed paper for noopoo paper. For those concerned about the ink, I would suggest using the unprinted side of used printer paper and other unprinted papers that are headed for recycling.
After all, I know that we are all breathing printer ink when we are around all the paper that has printer ink on it. And for those of us that touch our mouth, or lick our finger while reading, we are eating that ink.
So join us in saving the forests by using junk mail, newspaper, phone directories and other used paper when you head to bathroom. And get cleaner and have more fun than commercial tp.
To save the forests, a big yes. To save money, a little yes.
For guests that we forget to coach, it's pretty obvious what is expected and they figure it out in a few seconds. Amazing? I don't think so. I think most peeps know what we should be doing to help our forests. This is one of those ways.
Reusing used paper as “Toe Ee Lot Pay Purr” is just sooo satisfying. I get a fresher butt, and it saves my sweet forests and my critter friends.
Our used poopy paper goes into the trash basket beside the toilet, then it goes in the compost or the regular trash after that. Compared to the poopy diapers, dog poo and cat poo going into trash cans, no comparison.
It feels soooo good to be pooing this way.
There are some peeps that travel around the world and make doo doo without the soft US toilet paper on their wild adventures and spiritual quests. I hear them return saying how wonderful and magical and important their trip was. I don't hear them complain about "roughing it" a little bit when they had to do number two. We can have a wonderful and magical life without using tp that destroys the lungs of the planet and the homes of some sweet human and non-human beings. Let's show we love those beautiful places with this simple ecological action when we do number two.
Any songwriters want to help perfect this song and write other NooPoo Paper songs?
*For all the life that loves to live and lives to love.*
Keep Tigers Out Of Your Toilet
Imagine that a small army of bulldozers and other types of heavy equipment came into your neighborhood early one morning and began destroying everything in sight on the street where you live: three-story homes; garages; manicured lawns; pretty flowers; backyard pools; even tree houses and the trees they sit in, with absolutely no regard for the lives connected to them.
If you are a tiger living on the Indonesian island of Sumatra, this is your reality. Those with an ear to the ground regarding animals in peril around the globe have presumably heard about the link between manufacturers of toilet paper and tissue and the destruction of tiger habitat in Sumatra.
As consumers, we are free to support brands that harm animals and the environment or reject them. Let’s work on increasing everyone’s awareness of this problem and on making deforestation and illegal trade things of the past. Animals are precious creatures that we all are meant to coexist with peacefully. If we don’t start now, when will we?
Toilet Paper and the Environment
Flushing Forests / www.worldwatch.org/node/6403
Soft Is Rough on Forests www.nytimes.com/2009/02/26/ science/earth/26charmin.html
en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Toilet_paper #Environmental_considerations
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