noopoo paper, noopoo paper
newspaper and phonebooks, yes mame, yes sir
you can when you're are on the can
noopoo paper is the thing
it's gonna save the human race
it's gonna save the world race
we are all gonna be a wolf ourselves one day
if just wait around the body will decay
it will go into the rivers
it will go into the sky
and somewhere you will become, if you lucky oh my my
you'll be a Siberian tiger or a bear you'll see
you if you love them and love yourself
noopoo paper for you and me
noopoo paper, noopoo paper, ooo
noopoo paper, noopoo paper
you can do the doo dee doo
we all love the animals, so let's all give back
we all love the animals
so stop u sing toilet paper, stop using toilet paper
use noopoo paper, ooo use planetpaper,
save those animals the tigers, bears and the wolves
toilet paper is crap, noopoo paper is heaven
that is that
just put a little water on it,
and you be cleaner than you will ever be
than when you use toilet paper you see
noopoo paper use it today
can't wait any longer
the Siberian cats and wolves
are saying ok, it's saving our lives
yeah noopoo paper
NooPoo Paper /stele c12
Here are some relevant TP posts.
I like using newspapers, junk mail and phone books for toilet paper. Adding water to the paper makes for non-toxic, super clean bottom.
Plus, adding water makes the paper soft. So by adding water, I am not sacrificing by using non-tp paper.
Most of all, using newspapers, junk mail and phone books for toilet paper allows me to celebrate, because I know that some critters and future kids will be smiling a bit more because my pooping methodology saves the trees and slow down climate change so they can live.
We - five roommates - have not used toilet paper in our house since early 2009... scooby doo doo.
Our used "phonebook poo paper" goes into the waste basket, and then the regular trash can. We don't notice any additional odor in the bathroom or the trashcan. The relatively small amount of poo dries quickly on our ultra eco toilet paper.
And even IF there were a slight or modest additional odor I would give a little smell-wise to give back a bunch life-wise. And thus, we do have a clean and sweet smelling home.
By the way - compared to our phonebook poo paper - way dirtier dog doo and diapers are put into trash cans. I really do want to co-write an eco poo paper song with someone. www.XOEarth.org
I like to help save the forests by using newspaper, phone directories and book pages when I go to the bathroom… cleaner and more fun than tp.
Adding water to the paper makes it soft and for super clean bottoms. One big telephone phone book has lasted us 10 months.
It’s not to save bucks, it’s to save those forest gems and it’s actually better. For a few weeks we had a regular "sad" toilet paper roll hanging in the bathroom for guests that we forgot to coach, but it's pretty obvious what is expected so we don't have any regular "sad" TP in there now. Reusing other paper as “Toe Ee Lot Pay Purr” is just sooo satisfying for me because I can get a fresher butt, and it saves our sweet forests and the critters.
Our used poopy paper goes into the trash basket beside the toilet, then it goes in the regular trash after that. Because it’s fairly low humidity here in Colorado, it dries fast and does not smell. It feels soooo good to be pooing this way. As far as the trash company, compared to the poopy diapers going into trash cans, nooo comparison. Toilet paper goes into a trash can in a lot of places around the world and in the US.
A lot of folks that travel around the world do so without ultra soft US toilet paper on their adventures and spiritual quests. They come back saying how wonderful and magical and important their trip was. Many come back inspired. Few complain about "roughing it" a little bit back there.
Let us not disconnect this simple ecological action from the value we put on the places we love, both here and there.
Any songwriters wanna help perfect this song and write other NooPoo Paper songs?
*For all the life that loves to live and lives to love.*
Keep Tigers Out Of Your Toilet
Imagine that a small army of bulldozers and other types of heavy equipment came into your neighborhood early one morning and began destroying everything in sight on the street where you live: three-story homes; garages; manicured lawns; pretty flowers; backyard pools; even tree houses and the trees they sit in, with absolutely no regard for the lives connected to them.
If you are a tiger living on the Indonesian island of Sumatra, this is your reality. Those with an ear to the ground regarding animals in peril around the globe have presumably heard about the link between manufacturers of toilet paper and tissue and the destruction of tiger habitat in Sumatra.
As consumers, we are free to support brands that harm animals and the environment or reject them. Let’s work on increasing everyone’s awareness of this problem and on making deforestation and illegal trade things of the past. Animals are precious creatures that we all are meant to coexist with peacefully. If we don’t start now, when will we?
Toilet Paper and the Environment
Flushing Forests / www.worldwatch.org/node/6403
Soft Is Rough on Forests www.nytimes.com/2009/02/26/ science/earth/26charmin.html
en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Toilet_paper #Environmental_considerations
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