it’s too darn hot, it’s too darn hot
I’d like to sup, with my baby tonight
refill the cup, with my baby tonight
one-hundred-twenty in fahrenheit
it’s the year 2 thousand and 29
deep fried is my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot

it’s too darn hot, it’s too darn hot
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight,
and pitch the woo with my baby tonight
but the co2 parts per million tonight
is (way) fracking crazy on earth tonight
flambéed is my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot

according to the climate report
every woman and man, you know
much prefer their lovey-dovey to court
when it’s 90 degrees or below
but now the thermometer
is freakin stuck up
and the weather is sizzling raging ultra searing hot
a planet for romance
it’s not

cause it’s too, too,
too darn hot!
it’s too darn hot!
it’s too, too darn hot!
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight
and pitch the woo with my baby tonight
65 degrees celsius high
it’s the year 2 thousand 3 hundred and 9
par boiled is my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot!

according to the cc report
most living things you know
much prefer their lovey dovies to court
when it’s 90 degrees or below
but now global warming
is freakin stuck up
the weather is raging (maniacally sizzling searing) hot
a home for the lovers, it’s not
a place for some bliss, it’s not
a planet for romance, it’s not
cause it’s too, too
too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
it’s too Darn Hot

chords: it’s too darn hot, it’s too darn hot C7 Fm Cm7 Fm C7
I’d like to sup, with my baby tonight C7 Fm Fm/Eb Fm/D Db7 C7sus Db7b5 C7
refill the cup, with my baby tonight C7 Fm Fm/Eb Fm/D Db7 C7sus Db7b5 C7
150 degrees fahrenheit C7 F6 Dm7 Gm7 C7
it’s the year 2 thousand 3 hundred and 9 C7 F6 D7 Gm7 C7
deep fried is my baby tonight F F#dim7 Gm7 C9
cause it’s too darn hot Fm Cm7 Fm

(over cooked baked blistered dessicated scorched burned-out roasted)

It’s Too Darn Hot /parody stele c12 /original COLE PORTER
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Darn_Hot

Too Darn Hot” is a popular song written by Cole Porter for his musical Kiss Me, Kate (1948). In the stage version, it is sung at the start of Act 2, and in the 1948 original Broadway production, it was sung by Lorenzo Fuller (as Paul) and Eddie Sledge and Fred Davis (as the specialty dancers). In the 1953 MGM Hollywood film version, it is moved to a much earlier point, and it is sung by Ann Miller (as Lois Lane, Fred’s new girlfriend, who is cast as Bianca). The song does not really contribute to the plot in either the stage or film versions, but in the film version it allows the audience to see Lois’s fun-loving, risk-taking nature, and gave Ann Miller a chance to show off her dancing skills, specifically tap.
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C7 Fm Cm7 Fm C7
It’s too darn hot.
Fm Cm7 Fm C7
It’s too darn hot.

C7 Fm Fm/Eb Fm/D Db7 C7sus Db7b5 C7
I’d like to sup with my ba- by tonight
C7 Fm Fm/Eb Fm/D Db7 C7sus Db7b5 C7
and play the pup with my ba- by tonight

C7 F6 Dm7 Gm7 C7
I’d like to sup with my ba- by tonight
C7 F6 D7 Gm7 C7
and play the pup with my ba- by tonight

F F#dim7 Gm7 C9
But I ain’t up to my baby to- night
Fm Cm7 Fm
’cause it’s too darn hot.

Fm Cm7 Fm C7
It’s too darn hot.
Fm Cm7 Fm C7
It’s too darn hot.

C7 Fm Fm/Eb Fm/D Db7 C7sus Db7b5 C7
I’d like to stop for my ba- by tonight

C7 Fm Fm/Eb Fm/D Db7 C7sus Db7b5 C7
and blow my top with my ba- by tonight

C7 F6 Dm7 Gm7 C7
I’d like to stop for my ba- by tonight
C7 F6 D7 Gm7 C7
and blow my top with my ba- by tonight

F F#dim7 Gm7 C9
But I’d be a flop with my baby to- night
Fm Cm7 Fm
’cause it’s too darn hot.

http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/www.russell-lawson.com/music/chordpro/TooDarnHot.cpm
lyricsmode.com/lyrics/

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It’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot

I’d like to sup
With my baby tonight
Refill the cup
With my baby tonight
I’d like to sup
With my baby tonight
Refill the cup
With my baby tonight
But brother you’ll find
My baby tonight
Cause it’s too darn hot

It’s too darn hot!
It’s too darn hot!
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But brother you fight my baby tonight
‘Cause it’s too darn hot

According to
The Kinsey report
Every average man, you know
much prefers
His lovey-dovey to court
When the temperature is low
Cause when the thermometer
Goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr. Pants for romance
[A marine for his queen
A G.I. for his cutie-pie]
is not

‘Cause it’s too, too,
Too darn hot!
It’s too darn hot!
It’s too, too darn hot!
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight,
Pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother, you find my baby tonight
‘Cause it’s too darn hot!

According to the Kinsey Report
Every average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mr. Gob for his squab,
A marine for his queen,
A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not
Cause it’s too, too
Too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
It’s too Darn Hot

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